What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, June 10, 2013

Fan Art

I usually really, really, dislike pieces that are just "VAG!!!! OMG!!!" It's a philosophical thing. Maybe a little political. I'm tired of seeing women either divorced of or reduced to their genitals. I know it's supposed to be all riot grrrl-power-confrontational, but mostly I just think it's kind of ham-fisted. It ain't no Gustave Courbet, you know what I mean? 

ANYWAY. A while ago my friend Shae posted a photo of herself, and I really fell in love with the lines and the color around her fingertips. Here's my oil pastel version. 15"x8" inches. 

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