What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Thursday, November 25, 2010


For Thanksgiving, I made a couple of amazing movies. The first one is something I'm really thankful for, my friendship with Beefranck. This first movie is a totally true story. Enjoy!

This next movie is how my Thanksgiving is going. Also an amazing, true story.

Hope you all are having a great day! Ima gonna wash down that hot chocolate with this apple tart.
Apple Tart

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Self Portrait in Lace

Lace portrait with cast shadow

Lace portrait