What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Sunday, April 22, 2012


Chalk pastel

Friday, April 13, 2012

Full On Monet

Midnight Snack

Screwing around with chalk pastels. I do believe that my failed pieces in mediums I'm mediocre in ultimately improve the work I am proficient at. Risk taking and all that. 

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Oh Brother

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Bobbin Lace

Practice, practice,  practice, practice, practice, practice.