What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dabbling in Paper Cutting

Paper cutting has let me do a lot of the silly stuff I wouldn't necessarily want to spend a hundred hours rendering in needlework or printmaking.

First piece-
 Joffa Marie Dog

Second piece-

Golden Fleece 

Third piece, completed yesterday-


Anyway, it's been fun. I'm sketching work for a new one tonight. 

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Other Stuff

So, I've started *another* side project. I'm adding to it, slowly but surely.
Check it out HERE, and make sure you bring your appetite! (Really, don't bring it.)

Also, submissions have started rolling in for the PUSH contest, and let me tell you, the work I've been getting is top notch. Seriously awesome. Anyway, I'm accepting submissions through the end of September, read the rules HERE.