What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Come Carmen Sandiego With Me

Head over to MrXStitch to read my part two in a three part article on goldwork! No mummies in this installment, but parade floats! Yay! Click HERE to read the article. 

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A brief history of goldwork

New Needle Exchange article up at MrXStitch.com! It's going to be a three-parter instead of my usual two parts. Exciting!
Click HERE to get your nerd on!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

And now, back to work.

Still not finished, but coming along!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Oh the shaming. THE SHAMING.

craftMBA wrote a bit about the This Is Handmade project! Yay! We're all super famous! Whooopeeee!



You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm a stain on the positive energy of the crafting community. It was wrong of me to start this project, and it was wronger of me to be so negative about it. I see now that it was not my place to sully these hallowed halls of shrinky dinks and chainmail. That, and I'm not a crafter.

You know, Megan herself tweeted not 5 days ago,

Yay? Whoopee again? 

But I guess that's advice for people who are interested in purchasing her "Work With Megan" package, only 100 bucks an hour! Not for little ol' artists like me.
Speaking of! I have a new opening on October first! Johnny Murder and I are showing at Redux Gallery. Check it out if you're in the area!

*****And I'm ALWAYS accepting This Is Handmade submissions. Don't Hate, Celebrate!