What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Turkey Tail

Turkey Tail Fungus
Ink and dip pen

Saturday, June 15, 2013


First time using dip pens. 8"x12"

Friday, June 14, 2013

Ink People

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

Fan Art

I usually really, really, dislike pieces that are just "VAG!!!! OMG!!!" It's a philosophical thing. Maybe a little political. I'm tired of seeing women either divorced of or reduced to their genitals. I know it's supposed to be all riot grrrl-power-confrontational, but mostly I just think it's kind of ham-fisted. It ain't no Gustave Courbet, you know what I mean? 

ANYWAY. A while ago my friend Shae posted a photo of herself, and I really fell in love with the lines and the color around her fingertips. Here's my oil pastel version. 15"x8" inches. 

Wednesday, June 5, 2013


Now I really am just fucking around instead of working.

Last One


Tuesday, June 4, 2013