What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, January 20, 2012

Working on lace

Master art for lacework 28"x26"ish

Always looking for more videos for This Is Handmade.


  1. what sort of fabric are you stitching on? ..sounds crinkley and are you using back stitch ?....x

    1. It's not fabric. This is just the very first step in making the lace pattern. Those are just anchor stitches that will be removed later.

  2. Lost interest rather quickly since one can't tell what you are doing. Instructions would be nice.

    1. I see you've missed the point of This Is Handmade, there's links all over the blog for it, and you can also read about it here. http://www.mrxstitch.com/2010/09/20/beefrancks-emporium-this-is-handmade/
      Nice of you to take the time to comment, though