What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Thursday, October 6, 2011

CONTEST UPDATE! And other stuff.

1.The PUSH contest is closed! I will be announcing the winners on Sunday, and will be smearing their talent all over the internet via MrXStitch and Feelin' Stitchy early next week. Participants, expect emails from me this weekend.

2. Check out my new paper cut! I'm really digging these.

Swine Song
paper cut

3. I'm going to be doing a Q&A and book signing on Monday for Hoopla at In Other Words bookstore in Portland! Be there! Ask me stuff! 
That's it for now. 

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