What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Saturday, June 18, 2011

I'm in Fiberarts Magazine

Go buy it, because they ain't gonna be making any more ever. Jamie Chalmers, our wonderful MrXStitch killed it with his beautiful article, and Luke Haynes quilted its shroud. But mostly me. I'm in it. Yep.
Click to enlarge, but don't really. Just go buy it.

So anyway, now this is going to be happening around my house. 


  1. It's a really great article! Congrats!! I am super bummed that Fiberarts is no more---I've been reading it for years. It was always a source of inspiration for me.

  2. that is fantastic, congratulations :)