What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, December 20, 2010

This is how I procrastinate

shitty gouache on crappy cold press


  1. I don't think one can do better than shitty gouache. Unless one uses home made shitty egg tempera. But then there is the issue of crappy cold press. But crappy hot press sounds like some kind of weird new age remedy. My advice is to stick with shitty and crappy, you are dong well.

  2. I only use crappy grocery store art supplies when it comes to painting. Hey! My grocery store has tubes of gouache? Stupid Portland.

    Crappy hot press also sounds like a dangerous loose meat sandwich at a truck stop.

  3. Damn it, I meant write to doing well not dong well. I wonder what could have been in my subconscious?