What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

UPCOMING SHOWS!!!!

relief print by me, 6"x9"

ONE STITCH FOWARD
PORTLAND OR.
OPENS APRIL 2ND

CREEPY CRAWLIES
PORTLAND OR.
OPENS APRIL 2ND

REPLANTING THE GARDEN
INDIANAPOLIS IN.
OPENS MAY 7TH


send your address to donkeywolf@gmail.com to receive a signed and numbered print, 1-30.


1 comment:

  1. All the best with the shows :) and your print is fab.

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