What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Thursday, December 8, 2016

The Jersey Devil


The Jersey Devil, 2016
Lace
15"x20"
1500+ hours of labor 








Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Lacework in progress

Lacework progress

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Prawn


Prawn, 4"x4"
shown with different lighting
pin pricked paper

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Shadow Boxers



Shadow Boxers
10.5"x10.5"
embroidery