What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, November 17, 2014

Girl Stuff

Botanical Study of Deciduous Plants 
8" across
Hand embroidered


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Ink Drawing

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Ink Study of Deciduous Plants

Not totally happy with my nib choice, but c'est la vie. Dip pen and ink. 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014


Locally sourced. I hold Johnny Murder down and tickle him until he cries. 

Thursday, January 16, 2014