What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, July 5, 2010

Did you know?

Did you know that MrXStitch has a podcast? Huh? Did you know that they interview people like Bascom and Pam Kittykill and Julie Jackson? Do you know that I almost peed my pants because Bridget and Jamie said such sweet things about me at the 7 minute mark on the new episode? Yep. This post is mostly about me disguised as a post about other things. But really! It's pretty awesome and full of laughs.

So go listen! Click HERE.

Oh, and for Jamie and other curious listeners, it's pronounced "Raymond Luxury Yacht".

1 comment:

  1. You just killed me. I'm dead! Seriously, I laughed out loud. :)

    By the way, my name is pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove.