What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, February 12, 2010

I know famous people

My best friend Gigi (we call her Butt-Butt) is a hot shot on Etsy!
Here's my favorite quote-
"The best of those horrible names is for one of the many raccoons - his full name is Afrokintaro Kin Kinichi. He's 50% Japanese, 50% dog, 50% African, and part raccoon. He's not as popular as Prince Willis the raccoon, but that's what happens when you're stuck with a name like that..." Click here for the interview!



(She is the inventor of the NOM NOM soap!)

1 comment:

  1. I enjoyed the interview :) and I love the name Butt Butt.

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