What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, February 5, 2010

Feeling Stitchy

I am now a contributor to Feeling Stitchy! Yay! I'll be posting things all over their Facebook, and Floresita gave me the keys to the blog in a sweet gesture of trust! I promise to never use them.
Read my intro here!-
Exciting! Here's a sneak peak at what I'm working on now, it's a ball buster.
Johnny Murder holding the Siphonophorae


  1. Whoa. Ballbuster indeed.

    I'm glad you're at Feeling Stitchy, see you there...