What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, January 25, 2010


Johnny Murder and I were guests on Emergency Pants!
Mostly we just giggle and high five. Thanks to Bridget and Shane for letting us come over and play!

Look! We're on the Tee Vee!


  1. So I am super sick right now, laying around, wishing I had a savory blanket and a car bed.

  2. If we can have Dick Tracy watches and Popular Science kitchens of the future, there's no reason we can't have a decent car bed.