What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, January 25, 2010

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

Johnny Murder and I were guests on Emergency Pants!
Mostly we just giggle and high five. Thanks to Bridget and Shane for letting us come over and play!

Look! We're on the Tee Vee!

2 comments:

  1. So I am super sick right now, laying around, wishing I had a savory blanket and a car bed.

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  2. If we can have Dick Tracy watches and Popular Science kitchens of the future, there's no reason we can't have a decent car bed.
    Someday...

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