What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone


Monday, January 18, 2010

Slap Chop!

I love this. I can't even talk about how much I love this.
Slap Chop stitch

If you don't know who Bridget is, well, this next piece will explain it better than I could.
(f)artist

She's like the Emma Peel to Jamie's John Steed if Mr. X Stitch was The Avengers. And she co-hosts the only podcast that Johnny and I listen to. Laughing is fun! So click the links above and check out Emergency Pants and you can buy patterns from her here!

Posted by Penny Nickels at 1:39 PM
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3 comments:

  1. That Avengers analogy is the best stitchy combo analogy since a certain wiseacre described two of his favourite needlecraft ninjas as Bonnie & Clyde! :)

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  2. It's seriously the coolest thing anybody has ever said about me. ^_^ Thanks, Penny!

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