What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, January 18, 2010

Slap Chop!

I love this. I can't even talk about how much I love this.
Slap Chop stitch

If you don't know who Bridget is, well, this next piece will explain it better than I could.

She's like the Emma Peel to Jamie's John Steed if Mr. X Stitch was The Avengers. And she co-hosts the only podcast that Johnny and I listen to. Laughing is fun! So click the links above and check out Emergency Pants and you can buy patterns from her here!


  1. That Avengers analogy is the best stitchy combo analogy since a certain wiseacre described two of his favourite needlecraft ninjas as Bonnie & Clyde! :)

  2. It's seriously the coolest thing anybody has ever said about me. ^_^ Thanks, Penny!