What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, September 21, 2009

Yay Science!

A few of us are featured today on Mr. X Stitch, thanks to the lovely Beefranck!

She scoured the Flickr "Embroidery and Science" pool and pulled out a few gems, including my piece "Zetetic Astronomy", a nod to the Flat Earthers.

If you love science and needlework, please check out my "Trilobite Triptych" as well. I'm really proud of it!

Trilobite Triptych

Trilobite Triptych

Trilobite Triptych

For sale here.

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