What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Calling All Dirty Stitchers!

Are you on Flickr? Well, you should be! If you're interested in participating in a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stitchy textile art swap, head over to Phat Quarter and sign up! What's Phat Quarter? Only the superest awesomest collective of embroiderers, cross stitchers, fiber-ers on flickr, run by our Mr. X Stitch!

Mytilene

Dirty Pillows!
Sign up ends Sunday night, join up!

1 comment:

  1. Great blog! Glad to have found you! I'm trying to follow you but blogger says try again soon after an error message, I'll have another go in the morning....

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