What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, August 24, 2009

BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hey everyone! My birthday's tomorrow! Yay me! For my birthday week, some of my friends came up from Texas and I made them go on a food adventure to the Asian Market. Enjoy!







I'll post real stuff later this week, updates on weaving and testing Icelandic roving!

4 comments:

  1. happy birthday Penny!!...poor friends they come from Texas for you and you make them do this!! : ))

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  2. i saw these on flickr and they had me in stitches{no pun intended!} really loved their faces and descriptions!
    Hope you are having a great birthday week x

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  3. bugger I missed it...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSUS!!
    (Better late than never tho eh?!)
    xxxxxxxxx
    More vegetable based beverage...where, for the love of God do you find them all?!
    x;0)

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