What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, August 24, 2009


Hey everyone! My birthday's tomorrow! Yay me! For my birthday week, some of my friends came up from Texas and I made them go on a food adventure to the Asian Market. Enjoy!

I'll post real stuff later this week, updates on weaving and testing Icelandic roving!


  1. happy birthday Penny!!...poor friends they come from Texas for you and you make them do this!! : ))

  2. i saw these on flickr and they had me in stitches{no pun intended!} really loved their faces and descriptions!
    Hope you are having a great birthday week x

  3. bugger I missed it...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSUS!!
    (Better late than never tho eh?!)
    More vegetable based beverage...where, for the love of God do you find them all?!