What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, August 24, 2009


Hey everyone! My birthday's tomorrow! Yay me! For my birthday week, some of my friends came up from Texas and I made them go on a food adventure to the Asian Market. Enjoy!

I'll post real stuff later this week, updates on weaving and testing Icelandic roving!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

We Love Mimilove!!!

Sweet Sweet MimiLove was kind enough to indulge me when I saw her Etsy Listing for Personalized Pet Portrait.
It went something like this, "I want a pet portrait please, but instead of pets, Johnny and I have imaginary animal friends that we make up stories about. Could you make that happen?"
Oh Boy, did she ever!
Head over to Mimilove to read about the process and see more photos. I HIGHLY recommend her to anyone looking for beautiful original work that will bring sweet weepy tears of joy to the recipient's eyes. (Johnny cried a little bit, he loves it so much. But it was totally manly.)

Commission detail
Originally uploaded by mimilove forever