What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

Friday, July 3, 2009

Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy" Quilted Fortune Teller!



Dear Luda,
I love you. Please don't sue me.
Love,
Your stalker

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

For sale here!

5 comments:

  1. Fabulous idea! Brings back memories of happy times on the school playground!

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  2. so wicked awesome. I am totally in 5th grade again, xcept without the porno fortune.

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  3. Thanks Urban!
    P.S.
    -Love your "secret" blog!

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  4. hmmmm, now I am curious about what kind of happy times Victoria had on the school playground.

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