What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, July 3, 2009

Ludacris "What's Your Fantasy" Quilted Fortune Teller!

Dear Luda,
I love you. Please don't sue me.
Your stalker

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

Ludacris "What's your Fantasy?" Fortune Teller!

For sale here!


  1. Fabulous idea! Brings back memories of happy times on the school playground!

  2. so wicked awesome. I am totally in 5th grade again, xcept without the porno fortune.

  3. Thanks Urban!
    -Love your "secret" blog!

  4. hmmmm, now I am curious about what kind of happy times Victoria had on the school playground.