What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, May 4, 2009

Phat Quarter!

If you are a member of Phat Quarter, and signed up for the swap, the partner list is now up!
It was a grand undertaking, and the largest swap I've ever organized. I think we ended up with 30something players. Whew! So head over there and see who you're paired with.
Assigning partners felt a little like this.
!Mechanical Bull!
By The Dutch Treats (Johnny Murder)


  1. Top picking there madam...I for one am totally thrilled with my giver and receiver!! x;0)

  2. Thanks Mimi! I tried to separate everyone based on Americas, Europe, and Other, and then put all those names in three hats and drew them that way. I wanted to try to get as many people trading with other countries as possible, but boy was it a pain in the ass. I'm so glad you're pleased!

  3. mama... I's got you! wooo-hoo!

  4. You did such a great job assigning partners! I'm so excited to be a part of this!!