What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, May 15, 2009

Best thing ever!

I stumbled across this post this morning on how to fake your own miniatures!
Head over to Build/Make/Craft/Bake to learn how to do your own. It's really cool!
In the meantime, this is how I wasted time this morning. I was warned in the post that it is kind of addictive.

Oregon Coast

Wendigo Country

View from El Moro

I'm pretty happy with these, but you should make sure to check out the master!


  1. Oh my! That's incredible - I had no idea this could be done. Thanks for the tip :)

  2. Ummmm....1. this is AWESOME. 2. I can't stop.

  3. oh my god, girl! i LOVE ur handiwork! i hadn't ever seen it til today. impressive...

  4. That view from El Moro turned out great! I know it's an illusion, but I still catch myself thinking, wow, look at the detailed waves in that miniature!

  5. Thanks Wendy! I'm so glad I found your blog, I promise I won't steal from it too often, I just loved your miniature tutorial!