What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Yay Me!

I feel so fancy pants! Carina over at Feeling Stitchy interviewed me, and it went up today! Check it out, and then reassure me that I don't sound like an ass.
Thanks!



4 comments:

  1. A wonderful interview. I need to read that chapter on magic stitches.

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  2. Not an ass at all, you sound like someone who loves embroidery. I enjoyed reading the interview and your work is extraordinary!

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  3. You are awesome, but I've told you that since I met you! Ass, no.

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  4. Aw! Thanks Ashley! I miss you guys! Tell your fag husband he's a faghole.

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