What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Somali Pirates? NEVAR FORGET.

This post is kinda crafty, kinda topical. Johnny Murder calls it "Infotainment". Anyway, In honor of the Somali Pirates epic fail this week, (Thanks France!) I've posted this awesome video. It's my Johnny Murder's band, The Dutch Treats, and it's crafty because he drew a ka-billion awesome pirates. Also, he managed to sell most of them to The Eagles of Death Metal, so that's cool too. Go Papa!

P.S., I know that "Never" is misspelled, but clever geeks spell it like that on the webberbangers to let other geeks know they're serious. So there. Or THEAR.


  1. I think pirate adolf is my favorite..."Boo" love it!

  2. AMANDA! Be a guest blogger! You're so awesome!
    Hey Brooklyn! I wonder... John's best pal played accordion in this band, and now he is a NYC fancy rocker type. I bet you'd get a kick out of him.