What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Monday, April 13, 2009


Django Reinhardt Commemertive Stamp

So, Django Reinhardt is coming along, but I have to admit, even though I'm excited about how good he's looking, it's hard for me to stay on task and get him finished. I'm also still being haunted by my loom. I managed to spin 3000 yards of silk that I dyed for the warp, and I did it all on my drop spindle which is a special kind of punishment.
The loom now rest in the living room, leaning against my current projects shelf. You can see the pink silk spindle bulging in the top left corner. The "Current Projects Shelf" is a new addition to the living room. I put it there to shame me into working while watching Law and Order, as opposed to screwing around on FaceSpace while watching L&O. BTW, Jeff Goldblum on CI? Are they trying to out weird D'Onofrio?
Johnny and I have also been eating platanos like crazers. I feel like an asshole for not eating local, but I'm a Texan and it's hard to find decent Mexican food up here.
Homemade tostones and salsa. Yummers.

I have to admit, I have been more than a little food home sick. But then I remember this video my old room mate shot and posted on the U-TubeTop, and I thank La Virgen that I'm an awesome cook and I don't live in dirty Dallas anymore.

Anyway, if you haven't checked out my interview on Feeling Stitchy, shame on you, looser.
Also, my husband is rad.

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