What People Are Saying About Penny

"I like to think of you as a high priced call girl that the unwashed masses can't afford--like Woody Allen's Whore of Mensa. It's not your fault that people offer $10 blowjobs on the street corner. It's not an insult if somebody doesn't buy your art." -Alexandra J Walters

"Once Penny was making her own silk thread, and a midget appeared. Before he could open his ugly mouth, without looking up, she exclaimed, 'Rumpelstiltskin. Now get the fuck out of here.' Fairytale Over."- Beth Featherstone

"Penny can push a needle through a telephone pole without a thimble." -Shane Blaufuss

"When a man asked Penny, 'What’s the meaning of life?' She looked at him for exactly 3 minutes, completely still, until he cried. That man’s name was Steve Jobs."- Beth Featherstone

"A demon from the pits of bitch cunt." -W.C. Hurst

"pulitzer for you too." -John Lurie

Friday, March 6, 2009

Wills and Won'ts

First of all, thanks for checking us out!
Lets get to it.
What you're not going to find here-
1. Tutorials. You can google french knots or whatever and find better examples than what we can give you.
2. Consistently clean language. Johnny Murder has Tourette's syndrome, and I caught it from sleeping with him. We curse, and we really like offensive humor. If that upsets your delicate sensibilities, take your vapors and move on.
3. That's about it.

What you will find here-
1. Projects we're working on, or wish we were working on.
2.Other weirdos, artists, and crafters we like, and think you should check out.
3.Links to our websites, our Esty store, and other peoples sites that we think are awesome.
4. Discussions about the nature of all things DIY.
5. Occasionaly, L&O recaps.

quillow completed!
Johnny Murder's F*cked up embroidery

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